The struggle of attempting to explain the wonder of the Great British Bake Off.
fat little birdies
i present thee with ye ol steven
Pitch for new crime show on tv: a middle aged white man who is a little bit eccentric makes extreme case busts using his unorthodox methods. hes probably not even a cop tbh, maybe hes like some kind of intellectual. like a professor of some kind of science or arts. chicks dig him too. except he's too caught up in his work to notice them.
networks: *throws millions at and offers 5 season deal*